this is the collectively-voiced blog

So hey guys-

I love how you completely can't tell who wrote all these posts. See- it doesn't actually make any difference. I'm currently writing my paper on Mill while freaking over my regressions and consuming Taurine to the max, but last night I was playing hexic for 6 hours. Tomorrow I'm going to buy a box of cupcake mix and smoke crack crack crack!

For real, I am talking to Grace about this Bible story, still. If you can't tell who wrote this post, you are a. silly and b. maybe reading this goddamned book has confused me to the point that I don't know the difference between my voice and my roommates' either ...

yours,

Agent Smith