75 things to do when you have no future- uncensored

so this is a list I discovered taped to my wall today. Michelle, Tony, Grace, and I co-authored this over the summer. I apologize for the political/legal incorrectness of one or two of them- this isn't serious, so if someone finds this blog on the internet: we don't need to be prosecuted.

THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE NO FUTURE
1. go on a date
2. have sex
3. complain
4. get inebriated
5. staple something to your head
6. drunk-dial someone you love that hates you
7. make special brownies w/ extra vegetables
8. foment drama
9. apply to grad. school
10. become Spiderman
11. touch "your" potato
12. come out of the closet
13. plot how to take over the world
14. make a list of 111 things you like about boys
15. arts & crafts involving parts of your body
16. write a book
17. finish my novel
18. create fake yahoo e-mail, proceed to step 8
19. study for standardized tests you will never take
20. put pencils in ears, proceed to step 21.
21. act insane
22. learn a dead language
23. try a new drug
24. make napalm
25. write horoscopes
26. start Cult of the Supreme Being II
27. play with a cardboard box
28. make lists of things to do
29. COMPUTER GAMES
30. write #29
31. law school bar night
32. sell groundhogs
33. commit felonies
34. become a terrorist
35. watch Jeff Foxworthy and don't laugh
36. prostitution
37. sue people
38. get sued
39. call your mom
40. ask for money
41. make fake IDs
42. feel like God
43. sleep
44. start a revolution
45. chew on things
46. eat play-doh (Plato)
47. start a band and sell CDs
48. expand your horizons
49. travel
50. join the army
51. start a restaurant chain
52. commit fraud (especially intellectual fraud)
53. sell fake things
54. scav hunt
55. marry for money; divorce for even more money
56. put one foot in the grave
57. smoke
58. start a cartoon
59. get a BA in MATH
60. lighten up
61. set off fireworks
62. clean stuff
63. call ghostbusters
64. learn magic
65. make a startup (Doogle)
66. kill Zuckerberg
67. have an Asian fetish
68. crack
69. name your children
70. do community service
71. talk to homeless people
72. purchase children
73. sell eggs
74. name stars
75. smile

(notes: 11- potato refers to the male reproductive organ, the "your" in quotes means you could touch your partner's and call it "yours" like the person is "your [insert name here]. 26- this refers to the cult Maximilien Robespierre started during the terror. He, the creator, was naturally also the "supreme being." 32- I have no idea where that come from. 52- I don't know what "intellectual fraud" is 65- Doogle is the name of a proposed internet startup, courtesy of Mr. Serritella. 68- refers to the drug, not the mental breakdown, although I suppose it kinda means both. 73- eggs belonging to humans, not to chickens. )

enjoy