OMG

This is fucking hilarious:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4472004596147265716

make sure you're drunk first.

woot woot!!!!!!

Yay!!! No more college!!!!! Ladee da. Looks like no one writes here anymore. So I guess I can write whatever? Dum diddly dum...........dum........dum.....dum.

Another note

I realized tonight that our blog logs in Pacific Standard Time....solid

WOOOOOWW!!!!!

To quote a previous email conversation:

"SHUT UP YOU RETARD, I HOPE YOU GET A BIG F ON YOUR PAPER TOMORROW.
F as in FAILURE because you FAIL AT LIFE IN EVERY WAY IT IS POSSIBLE TO FAIL."

WOOOOWW!!!!!! You will never guess who sent that in an email to me tonight. WOOOOOWW!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, jk, whatevers

vacation

I think my brain has gone on vacay ....

finals? Enh.

In exactly 13.3 hours

I am done with college....wow

Merry Habermas

Alex: anyways, you gonna come watch house and drink?
Elaine: yeah, I'm coming
Elaine: be right over
Alex: kk
Elaine: I want to be there when Emily gets back
Alex: why?
Elaine: need to ask her about Habermas
Alex: habermas? *confused look*
Alex: *thinking*
Alex: new kind of christmas?

2 Interesting Aspects of the Day

1. Thought i wouldn't get tix for graduation, so I went on the class of 2006 website to realize that they extended registration (i was like, score!). Then i went to go bid on tix and accidentally chose 0 and registered for my tickets. I need to go over to the CPO today.

2. I rented my apartment in SF this morning. I am living between 2 hills. When i saw the rent number I was like "wow, that's cheaper than i expected." The man then explained to me that the apartment's previous resident was an old woman who also was a raving alcoholic, fucked the apartment pretty thoroughly (they need to completely renovate it before I can move in and that'll take 5 weeks). It's cheap b/c they had to dig her corpse out of there one day, permanently tainting for some people. I was like 'score! i'm getting a roommate - her alcoholic angry ghost.' My next door neighbors are a gay couple, who apparently are super nice. Josh will probably have lots of jokes about that one for me. Either I'll have a roommate who I could easily have a drink with late at night, or I'm gonna need a proton pack.

Point blank

...was the name of the movie